ITALY MISSES WORLD CUP YET AGAIN AS NORTH MACEDONIA SHOCKS THE WORLD
I don't even know what to say here. This is legitimately insane. North Macedonia with a goal in extra time to beat the goddamn European Champions. I don't think this is properly registering in my brain. North Macedonia. Just defeated Italy. They're missing the World Cup for the 2nd straight time. That's more than the United States and we suck. And they literally just won the Euros this summer against England. Holy shit.
Good day to be a North Macedonian wherever the fuck that is. No offense. Hopefully none taken. You guys are going to be partying so hard right now I cannot even imagine the sex those people are having. It probably smells and feels so good. Enjoy the celebration folks.